Filling in the gaps...

What Sam failed to mention during our day as a very inefficient courier service is that;

• We had to get up at 5:30am.
• We didn't bring a first aid kit.
• We nearly ran out of fuel despite me asking if the tanks were full before we left.
• The road was completely trashed and there was about a 70% chance on not having a serious accident whilst navigating around potholes (some of which where about 1ft deep and 3ft wide)!
• Once we got there we had to visit the mechanic...twice! (Sam's bearings for his back wheel were completely worn down and we had a puncture.)
• I had a very indecent proposal at the District Assembly Executive's house (not sure if that is his full title).
• The whole thing cost us about 20 Cedis.
• Sam got a flat on the way back.
  
• o ye...one last thing...SAM DROVE ME AND THE MOTORBIKE INTO A RIVER with me very calmly saying, 'no, no, no, stop, stop, no, No, NO...you fool.'

Okay i'm done, thanks for the compliments about the party Sam :-)

Abi